Well they oughta take the "Dixie" out of the Dixie Chicks
Don't let 'em back in Texas, their assess should be kicked
For puttin' down our president from the other side of the pond
Let's send 'em over to Iraq to hang out with Saddam
They stated their opinion, and now I'm statin' mine
And they stuck their foot right in their mouth
Hey Chicks! (mmm-hmmm) here's your sign
N.M.: You tell 'em Bill!
Old Michael Moore got his award and started talkin' trash
We oughta take that Oscar (watch out), and shove it up his--
Ask me how I really feel and I will take the chance
To tell you we should box him up and ship his ass to France! (off to France)
Some Hollywood celebrities run their mouths all the time
Well they oughta think before they speak
Hey Michael! (listen up) here's your sign
B.E.: Alright Neal, we're both proud Texans.
When you hear "don't mess with Texas," we mean just what we say
That goes the same for every state in the good ol' USA
'Cause our president and Tommy Franks are gonna stand their ground
So if you're thinkin' about attackin' us, oh we're gonna hunt ya down!
So all you crazy idiots can run but you can't hide
'Cause we're closin' in on you
Hey Saddam! Mustafah! Osama! Kadaffi! And my favorite, Jack Surac (oh, Jack) here's your sign
N.M.: Jack Surac I think it's Jacques