Hello Muddah, hello Fadduh, here I am at Camp Granada.
Camp is very entertaining,
And they say we'll have some fun if it stops raining.
I went hiking with Joe Spivey; he developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner?
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.
All the counselors hate the waiters and the lake has alligators.
Take me home, oh Muddah, Fadduh,
Take me home, I hate Granada.
Don't leave me out in the forest
Where I might get eaten by a bear.
Take me home, I promise I will not make noise
Or mess the house with oth - er boys;
Oh please don't make me stay,
I've been here one whole day.
Dearest Fadduh, darling Muddah,