Put on your yalmulka,
here comes Hanukkah
It's so much fun-akkah,
to celebrate Hanukkah,
Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights,
Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights
When you feel like the only kid in town without a Xmas tree,
David Lee Roth lights the menorrah,
So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah
Guess who eats together at the Carnegie Deli,
Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli
Paul Newman's half Jewish; Goldie Hawn's half too,
Put them together--what a fine lookin' Jew!
You don't need "Deck the Halls" or "Jingle Bell Rock"
Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock
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Put on your yalmulka,
it's time for Hanukkah,
The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs
celebrates Hanukkah
O.J. Simpson--not a Jew!
But guess who is Hall of Famer--Rod Carew--
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We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby,
Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish--not too shabby!
Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is,
Well, he's not, but guess who is: All three stooges
So many Jews are in show biz--
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Tell your friend Veronica,
it's time you celebrate Hanukkah
I hope I get a harmonica,
on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah
and smoke your marijuanic-ah,
If you really, really wanna-kah,
Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah