(verse 1)
What we need in the world today
Is a guide for the married man
Some simple thing that in every way
Would provide for the harried man
Help him not to worry
Assist him to relax
Help him slow his heart rate
And spare him cardiacs
(verse 2)
Every man would praise it
It's such a splendid plan
Someday soon we shall point with pride
To the guide for the married man
(vocal interlude)
(verse 3 - chords as per verse 1)
By the side of the married man
(verse 4)
Each and every device we know
Must be tried for the married man
But who can question the debt he'll owe
To the guide for the married man
List things universal
From Pittsburgh to Japan
Every man can be satisfied
By the guide for the married man
(rrepeat to fade)