You're having tea with Graham Greene in a colored costume of your choice
And you'll be held in high esteem if you're seen in between
Stiffly holding umbrellas catching the fellows making the toast
To the civil servant Carruthers making the others worser than most
You're making small talk now with the Queen and the elegant ladies in waiting
Welcome back to Chipping and Sodbury, you can have another chance
It must all seem like second nature chopping down the people where they stand
According to the latest score Mr. Enoch Powell is a falling star