Rachel was a sweetheart with greek letters around her neck on a chain
She wasn?t really my type, she was beautiful, and I?m kinda lame
Her mind was closed like a liquor store on Sunday
She?s tryin to make her ex boyfriend mad
It?s kinda of a rebound, that?s OK
She?s married with a kid on the way
And I?m glad I didn?t stand in the way
Of a good thing
Shelby was a stripper and a damn good mechanic and a friend