Where everyone looks just alike
And you can't tell the boys from the girls
Josh got in a fight at TSI
He choked out a hipster guy
And i was underage drinking at the Pearl
I wanna kill all the yuppies at the Ritz
Bleached blonde hair with big fake tits
Sometimes i wish that i could fucking go (woah)
Back in the day when Fuel was gay
They had coffee, they had cakes
Things all changed when they started having shows (woah)
Once we all were young
We had so much fun
All our friends grew up and now they're dumb
I want to be someone that no one knows
I love this town but hate the people here
From the beaches to the riverside
Fat girls wear their shirts too tight
They're still big even after I drink beer
I wanna turn the lights on at the Eclipse
Burn all the vampires and gothics
Chicks with dicks dancing at the Metro (woah)
Back in the day before Myspace
You could put a body with a face
Now there's just no way that you can know (woah)
Times are changing, friends are fading
What happened to everyone i knew
Times are changing, friends are fading
What happened to everyone i knew
What happened to you
Once we all were young
We had so much fun
All our friends grew up and now they're dumb