Things Were Looking Gloomy And Glenda She Was Sad
Kevin Had Been Out With Carol Sands
But Glenda She Though Surely
It Can't Be That Bad, If I Had A Baby
Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooee (2x)
Glenda Went Round To The Doctors The Next Day
You Can't Have A Baby, That's What He Said
Glenda Did Not Give Up She's Got This Book To Read
On How To Have A Test Tube Baby
Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooee (2x)
(solo)
Glenda's Dad Had Just Died And She Was Unhappy
If Only She Could Have A Baaaby
So To The Disapproval Of Kevin And His Mam
She Signed Up For A Baby
Victory If Glenda She, Had A Baby, Oooee (4x)