cuz i wanna be yer ga-a-ay cowboy
i want a homo on the range
i'm not sure how it goes from there
I wanna hear some other spurs on the floor when i walk
through the door for a change
cuz my woman she's been dri-i-ivin' me insane
"Gay Cowboy"
Friend of mine
You've been a friend some time
And I'd like to tell you a tale
Well I have been watching you walk
And I'd like to do a little bit more than talk
Friend of mine
You've been a friend and kind
And I'd like to buy you a beer
Well I have been waiting all night
And I hope my moment is right
I wanna be your gay cowboy
Well I want a homo on the range
I want to hear some other spurs on the floor
When I walk in the door
For a change
'Cuz my woman, she has been driving me insane.
Friend of mine
You've been a friend this time
And I'd like to offer you this dance
There's no one left in the bar
And I like where it's going so far
I wanna be your gay cowboy
I want a homo on the range
I want to feel some other hair on the back
When I climb in the sack
For a change
'Cuz my woman, she has been driving me insane.
Bob turned to Bill
With a sad, bitter pill
They both closed their eyes
As they unzipped their flies
And began
Love to man to man
I wanna be your gay cowboy
I want a homo on the range
I want to ride up in that saddle again
Where a friend is a friend
Without shame
'Cuz my love, it is daring to speak it's name.
And my woman, she has been driving me insane.