Lyrics of
Funny Valentine

Dear Eloise, I am writing to say, a number of funny things
I heard today.
I heard that he's left you and run off to sea
could be the best thing that's happened to me.
#1.
Writing a letter to make you feel better sorry to
hear that he left you that way.
I could've told you, he was much older so much older than you.
#2.
You rushed in blindly he treated you kindly,
until he found out what he could get from you.
You should've departed, before he got started
now you've been burned, just like I said you would.
Please read my letter closely it's beneficial to you.
Must read in between the lines, a message you will see
if you use your mind, you'll find, I want you back with m e.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
Ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba ba.
#3.
Writing a letter to make you feel better sorry to
hear that he left you that way.
I could've told you, he was much older so much older than you
so much older than you so much older than you.
Dear Eloise, I am writing to say, a number of funny things
I heard today.
I heard that he's left you and run off to sea
could be the best thing that's happened to me.
A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.