I used to pull that top down, and get 'er in the backseat
She was sick from all the Boone's Farm and the corndogs she'd eat
Brand spankin' new rubber - I just lubed the rear-end
She was makin' knockin' noises at the Joyland Drive-In
Leather seats get sweaty when it's biblical hot
And Pat Benetar keeps screamin' - "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
And half the cast of "Deep Throat" knew that I loved her so
But that was four cars a go
She threw up on the floormat, just be fore she passed out
Had to stop at the "Goo-Goo" and vaccum it out
We pulled up at her mamma's, 'bout the time she came to
And my record label won't let me tell ya, the other stuff we'd do
She's why those bucket-seats are ripped, and the floorboard's rusted out
She got hold of some of that Spanish Fly, my cousin bragged about
She pulled it out the night that movie "Porky's" came to town
And she's the reason, I still betcha, that one window won't roll down
That P.E. coach from "Porky's" knew that I loved her so
But that was four cars a go
I promise you, those shocks are shot - and the blinker's still stuck on
And that girl's butt's why the door on that glove compartment's gone
Those spring's are all still squeakin' - fluid leakin' on the ground
I'll go to my grave with the reason that one window won't roll down
Half the cast of "Deep Throat" knew that I loved her so
But that was four cars a go
Four cars a go
That was four cars a go
Four cars a go
That was four cars a go
Four cars a go