Well I guess I’m fuckin forty, I can’t say that I’m thrilled
I never dated Winona Ryder and I probably never will
Well I guess I’m fuckin forty, oh but I’m better off than some
Well I might be fuckin forty
But you’re fuckin forty One
Well I guess I’m fuckin forty, Well getting older really sucks
I went to see The Spy Who Shagged Me
He said “one senior that’ll be four bucks”
I guess I’m fuckin forty, but I’m better off than you
Well I might be fuckin forty
But you’re fuckin forty Two
Well I guess I’m fuckin forty, I’m a petered out Peter Pan
Well sometimes I feel foolish
I make my living singing in this band
I guess I’m fuckin forty, well that’s what my mama said
But Bruce Springsteen’s fuckin 53
And the Stones are almost dead.
Well I guess I’m fuckin forty, I can’t say that I’m thrilled
I never dated Winona Ryder
And I’m guessing I never will
I guess I’m fuckin forty, oh now poor poor pitiful me
Well I might be fuckin forty
Hell I’m lying I’m forty three