All my neighbors are fast asleep
And I can?t find anything to drink
The McKenzies drank all the grain alcohol
So I?m headed down the street to first call
Me and the Bads were staying up late
Kitty and Victor got dropped from the plate
But no one was contented with the Wednesday wassail
So I said it?s only four short blocks to first call
Not a walk of shame it?s a walk of pride
Peoples goin? to work while we?re getting cockeyed
The sun?s coming up and the drinks are goin? down
So shut the fuck up and I?ll get the next round
6am, we?ll start all over again
No one applying the brakes
We?ll start the sweats and the shakes
We?re gonna eat pickled eggs
We?re gonna see Toby Jeg
We?re not gonna let sun light have effect on our fun
It smells like bleach, adult diapers and mold