Lyrics of
Fake Plastic Trees

I never had a car to drive, but I got shit to do today
Can someone please give me a ride?
It's on the way, it's on the way
It's on the way, it's on the way

I get depressed not having fun
Won't be possessed by anyone, unnn
Still I get so lonely when the girls won't phone me
I could be dead for all they know

I never had a car to drive, but I got shit to do today
Can someone please give me a ride?
It's on the way, it's on the way
It's on the way, it's on the way

Compensated for my charm
Got John Belushi on my arm, arm
Need some Whataburger, Rhonda, take my order
I haven't eaten all day long

I packed a snack, a tangerine
I smoked a bowl, I'm out of weed
I played you like a tambourine
I packed a bowl, I'm out of weed
I played you a like a tambourine
A tangerine
Oh tangerine! Oh tangerine!
I ate my weed! Stuck on repeat!
My favorite Terminator scene

Guns and leather jackets
When he says, "I'll be back," it's
Almost more than I can take

I'm feeling all fucked up inside, but I got shit to do today
Can someone please give me a ride?
I'll pay you back along the way
Along the way, along the way