I dress up in jackboots
And shirts colored brown
I don't kiss up but love
Kicking down i've got no
Education but jimmie is
Good i love scrooge but
I hate robin hood
Cause i'm an egocentric
Man i've got a little
Narcissistic plan so
If you ever need a
Helping hand i don't
Give a damn i am
An egocentric man
I sure do like country
But guthrie was wrong
It's only my land and
For me to belong my
House should have been
The last one here to
Be built i was naturally
Born free from guilt
Cause i'm an egocentric
Man i've got a little
Narcissistic plan so
If you ever need a
Helping hand i don't
Give a damn i am
An egocentric man
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Yeah i'm an egocentric
Man i've got a little
Narcissistic plan
Yeah i'm an egocentric
Man and this will
Never be your land
If you ever need a
Helping hand i don't
Give a damn i am
An egocentric man
An egocentric man