From the day he was born, he was trouble
He was the thorn in his mutter's side
She tried in vain. But he never caused her nothing but shame
He left home the day she died
From the day she was gone All he wanted
Was rock and roll, porn, und a motor bike
Shooting up junk. He was a low-down, cheap little punk
Taking everyone for a ride
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
What a guy. - Makes you cry. - Und I did
Everybody shoved him. I very nearly loved him
I said, "Hey, listen to me. Stay sane inside insanity."
But he locked the door and threw away the key
But he must have been drawn into something
Making him warn me in a note which reads
What's it say? What's it say?
"I'm out of my head. O, hurry or I may be dead
They mustn't carry out their evil deeds."
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
What a guy. - Makes you cry. - Und I did
When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy
You knew he was a no good kid
When he threatened your life with a switch blade knife
What a guy. oh ho ho Makes you cry. hey hey hey
Und I did Eddie