Gatesy: Six years we've been together now,
Yon: Just three larrikins, knocking about.
Scod: Remember when we broke into the police station,
And tried to steal all the cops?
But we were naive.
Yon: Come on, it wasn't that bad an idea! I reckon it would have worked
if we'd all worn the cat suits and done cartwheels to avoid the lasers.
Gatesy: Yeah, thanks.
Yon: I thought that we'd be shooting fruit launchers forever.
Yon: Urgh!
Yon: You know, I've got hair on my shoulders now. Do you guys have that?
Gatesy: Thanks. Shut up!
Gatesy: Every day
Scod: Every day without you seems a little bit colder,
Every day
Gatesy: But when I think about you I'm a little bit bolder.
Yon: Where are we going?
Scod: I can't stop thinking of you,
Yon: Thanks!
Gatesy: There ain't no nothing we can't love each other through.
Yon: \"Ain't no nothing we can't\" that's a quadruple negative, well done!
And volcanoes start to burn.
Yon: Meatloaf
That it's for you for whom I yearn.
Scod: Oh Gatesy, will you be mine?
Gatesy: Scoddy, yes I will!
Yon: Ah, you're listening to Simon Hall, the director of this piece.
Gatesy: This is Gatesy, I performed in it.
Scod: Every day
Yon: Are there any duos out there that need a third person?
Gatesy: Every day
Yon: I don't play the guitar but people tell me I look funny.
Ga & S: Maybe the time has come to run away
(Silence)
Yon: Oh no, still there.