Hey old Saddam, you figured wrong
When you thought the whole world would back down,
And let you take all the oil and rape Kuwait and plunder and spoil.
Let sleeping dogs lie,
Don't give us a reason.
'Cause people in the USA are not really afraid,
Of your starving army and all your wore out tanks.
And if you take some innocent lives, that's when the fur's gonna really fly,
Hey man, back off and get smart,
Don't give us a reason.
Don't give us a reason to come gunnin' for you,
'Cause the odds don't look so good,
And your neck is in a noose.
'Cause the Eagle and the Bear make a mighty strong pair,
Don't give us a reason.
When all our people over there know that we all care,
Now that's a situation old Saddam, you don't wanna be in
'Cause if you do something stupid,
We're gonna come down hard on ol' Cupid (??)
You better think this one all the way out,
Don't give us a reason.
Don't give us a reason to come gunnin' for you,
'Cause the odds don't look so good,
And your neck is in a noose.
Get out and go home,
And don't give us a reason.
Yeah, we've heard all your threats, and you're gonna threat yourself to death.
My advice is, don't give us a reason.
You can take that poison gas, and stick it in your sassafras,
Ha ha ha, don't give us a reason.
I'd like to find out just for fun, just how fast those camels can run,
I tell ya son, don't give us a reason.
'Cause the desert ain't Vietnam, and there ain't nowhere to run,
And we got some REAL top guns,
Don't give us a reason.
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