She showed up at my house at half past nine
With a low cut dress and a bottle of wine
She said this?d be a night you won?t forget
She poured us some drinks to get us into the mood
I reached for the lights, she reached for my tunes
She pulled out that red headed stranger, I stood up and said?
(Chorus)
Don?t touch my Willie, I don?t know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or?anybody else
I don?t know what you heard I ain?t that kinda? guy
Yeah so don?t touch my Willie, we?ll get along just fine?
She said she never met a man like me in her life
Who wouldn?t share his Willie on the very first night
I said it?s nothin? personal don?t take it so hard
I don?t pull out my Willie for just anyone
There?s a lot of other records that you can choose from
So let me make myself clear before you go to far?
(repeat Chorus)
Don?t touch my Willie, I don?t know you that well
Help yourself to some Haggard or some Jones hell or?anybody else
I don?t know what you heard I ain?t that kinda? guy
Yeah so don?t touch my Willie, we?ll get along just fine?
Keep your hands off my Willie, we?ll get along just fine?