Once in awhile maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3's from file sharing sites
Like Morpheus or Grockster or Limewire or KaZaA
But Deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
'Cause you start out stealing songs then you're robbing liquor stores
And sellin' crack and runnin' over school kids with your car
So Don't download this song
The record store's where you belong
Oh, don't download this song
Oh, you don't wanna' mess with the R-I-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
Doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven year old girl
They'll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are
So don't Download this song (Don't go)
Pirating music all day long
Oh, don't download this song
Don't take away money from artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee
And diamond studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody, please
Don't download this song (Oh please don't you do it, or you)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Oh, don't download this song
Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)
You'll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it)
Oh, don't download this song