You ever believe in big strong daddy legs?
And do you believe in bad flying aeroplane?
Then you will rejoice in believing in Dog-Like Sparky
He's all heaven sent, but will he suffer from your sweetness
If I am a dog then shake hands
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
verse 1
Defenders of the world we make believe in
Put your hands on the Holy Bible and scream wank
If I am a dog then shake hands
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
BRIDGE
Stay alive with or without praising him off his pins
That glisten wheel-like in their shining wheely tins
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
With everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me everything alive
Chorus - Instrumental
verse 3
And so the spirits they do protect him now
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
Now eat up your hands now eat your
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
BRIDGE
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
Never mind as crawling is my in mind world
With everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my shoes
And crown me everything alive
Stick and suck dribble in my dirty shoes
And crown me everything alive
OTHER BRIDGE - repeat x 2
Is me alive and a-crawling is my world
Crawling is my world!
Crawling is my world!
BRIDGE - Instrumental
Chorus - Instrumental
verse 4
And so the spirits they do protect him now
When he's all spoiled, when he's too squashed and hurt by feelings
If I am a dog then shake hands
Chorus - repeat x however many times you want to do it
Brother, sis, we never ever sing like Barky
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
No feet for me and suck red upon my belly
We wanna be Dog-Like Sparky
NOISES