I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date
I'm in a cold sweat, my panic it makes me late
I know you never asked for this I know My
Shots will always miss I know My shots will
Always miss
Weird Chorus
Does everyone stare this way at you?
verse 2
I change my clothes ten times Before I take you on a date
I get the heebie-jeebies, and my panic makes me late
I break into a cold sweat reaching for the phone
I let it ring twice before I chicken out and
decide you're not at home
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you
verse 3
I never noticed the size of my feet
'Til I kicked you in the shins
Will you ever forgive me
for the shape I'm in
For the shape I'm in
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you
verse 4
I'm gonna write you a sonnet but I don't know where to start
I'm so used to laughing at the things in my heart
Last of all I'm sorry 'cause you never asked for this
I can see I'm not your type and my shots will always
miss, always miss
Does everyone stare the way I do?
I only stare this way at you