I've got my twelve sided die, and I'm ready to roll
With my wizard and my goblin crew
My friends are coming over to my mom's basement
With a funions and a mountain dew
I've got a big broad sword made out of cardboard
And the stereo's a pumpin' Zeppelin
It's that time of the night, we turn on the black-light
Let the dungeons and the dragons begin
Fighting with the legends of yore
Never kissed a lady before
E,G,E,G,E,G,A (palm mute) 2x