Well he's not, very handsome, to look at
Oh he's shaggy, and he eats, like a hog
And he's always, killin', my chickens
That Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog.
Egg suckin' dog
I'm gonna stomp, your head in the ground
If you don't, stay out of my hen house
You Dirty Old Egg Sucking hound.
Now if he don't, stop eatin', my eggs up
Though I'm not a real bad guy
I'm goin' get my riffle and send him
To that great chicken house in the sky.
Egg suckin' dog
Your always hangin' around
But you'd better stay out of my hen house
You Dirty Old Egg Sucking hound.