Dear miss lonely hearts, I had to write this letter, to tell you how I came to meet her
She was sweet but I dated her sister, that's how I made my mistake and I can't forget her
I felt depressed till a friend of mine suggested that I write to this address
So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness it will persist, it will persist
Lonely boy looking for another lonely girl to love one another
Lonely hearts turn to each other, lonely souls, lonely souls
Dear lonely boy I doubt if my reply will bring much joy, it seems from your letter
that you lied, or strongly implied, that you were satisfied to take her sister by your side
I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness
So at best all I can suggest is that you resist and you put an end to such thoughts of silliness
Lonely boy looking for another lonely girl to love one another
Lonely hearts turn to each other, poor lonely soul
Dear miss lonely hearts I've got problems, you're the only one I know that can solve them
I love a girl but I'm dating her sister and if I persist in my pursuit I will kiss her
Dear lonely girl I doubt if this reply will bring much joy
But you must not trust this boy, you must not lust this boy, resist and do not kiss this boy
Lonely boy looking for another lonely girl to love one another
Lonely hearts turn to each other, lonely souls, I'm a lonely soul
Lonely boy, I'm writing, lonely girl, looking for a lonely girl
Lonely hearts, I'm lonely, lonely soul
I've got problems you can solve them, lonely girl
I'm writing to dear miss lonely hearts, for I'm a lonely soul
Yours sincerely, lonely boy, lonely girl, must be attractive
Lonely hearts, please send a photo, lonely soul
One lonely boy is looking for another lonely girl, to love one another
Lonely hearts, lonely hearts, answer me, answer my plea, answer me
Lonely boy, looking for a female lonely girl
Lonely heart, please send details, lonely soul