Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
I'm sorry if you seem to have the
weight of the world over you
I cherish your smile
There's a word of peace on your lips
Say it, and with tenderness
I'll cherish you
I'll cherish you
Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend
Dear Catastrophe Girlfriend
I'm sorry if he hit you with a
full can of Coke; it's no joke
Your face is bleeding
You'll soon be lea-ving this town
to the clowns who worship
No one but themselves
No one but themselves
I hate feeling this way
Oh I hate feeling this way
I know that you hate it too
Oh Now that your coffee's going cold
Oh All of the customers look so old
Oh Honey, if I could be so bold
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Dear Catastrophe Waitress
I'm sorry if the kids hold you in
cold disregard
I know it's ha-ard
Stick to what you know
You'll blow them all to the wall
when they realize what
you've been working for
What you've been working for
What you've been working for