I saw her sitting in a bar room
In that smokey atmosphere
She smiled back at me
As I drank that one last beeraa
Then she pulled me on the dance floori,o
And we danced a song or two
It was then I realized that I
Had bit off more than I can chew.
I think I?m Dancin' With A Man
She got calluses on her hand
She?s got a voice like Johnny Cash
Is she hiding a mustache
I think I?m Dancin' With A Man.
We sat down and talked awhile
And we listened to the band
Oh then a friend of mine walked by
And he asked her if she'd dance
And he gently took her hand, oooh oooh
And he twirled her round and round
It looked like he was having fun
Until her skirt fell to the ground.
I think he's Dancin' With A Man
The boys at the lodge won't understand
As they two stepped across the floor
I quickly headed for the door
I think he's Dancin' With A Man.
Good Lord were Dancin' With A Man
It will be known through out the land
Two boys from Texas danced a gig
With a dude who wore a wig
We've been Dancin' With A Man.
She crushed a beer can on her head
Good Lord her foreheads red
We've been Dancin' With A Man damn big Man.
Alternate verse 2 (Live version)
I think I?m Dancin' With A Man
She got calluses on her hand
She?s got a voice deeper than mine
Is she gets a stiffy when we grind
I think I?m Dancin' With A Man.
Alternate verse 3 (Live version)
I think he's Dancin' With A Man
The boys at the lodge won't understand
With her hand on his behind
They two stepped til half past nine
I think he's Dancin' With A Man.
Alternate verse 4 (Live Version)
Ahhh s * *t, I think were Dancin' With A Man
It will be known through out the land
Two boys from Texas danced a gig
With a dude who wore a wig
We've been Dancin' With A Man.