What went wrong with your plan, man, was it too good to be true
No one here can understand why, disappointing it fell through
With one hand on the stirrup and one hand in the stew
No one knows that better than you
verse 2
Ohh, what went wrong with your city, the Brasilia of the North
Isn't it a pity that no one knew it's worth
But the Civic Centre shines and money in your hand
Let's raise another glass to Dan the Plan
Oh Dan, you're a terrible man
Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun
Ohh, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man
You turned his home into a caravan
You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne
Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain?
verse 3
Oh, what went wrong with your plan, man, when you never realised
Surely we could see that you had to subsidise to survive
But the law for once was on our side, and behind the bars you'll stew
But no one knows that better than you
Oh Dan, you're a terrible man
Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun
Ohh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man
You turned his home into a caravan
You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne
Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain?
Oh Dan, you're a terrible man
Oh, can't you see what you've done? You spoiled all our fun
Ohh, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, you killed the old man
You turned his home into a caravan
You know it used to be mine, even the Fog on the Tyne
Now it's all snow and rain, am I wrong to complain?