Well, everything was normal 'round the house you know
'til Grandpa kicked the bucket 'bout a year ago
At first she moped around all dressed in black
'til she finally realized he wasn't coming back
Now she's headed out to Bingo, and Lord it's just wrong
Cause granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
Well she pawned her wedding band the very first thing
She got a spray on tan and a belly button ring
Got her bikini line waxed and her gray hair dyed
Yeah and a tattoo on her back that said Born to Ride
The old farts are lining up down at the nursing home
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
The way she shakes that thing, Lord it just ain't right
Look at those varicose veins running through that cellulite
Well she traded in her granny panties for a leopard skin thong
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on??wait there's more
She was married to the same man 47 years
She never smoked a cigarette or took a taste of beer
She raised her kids and she cooked and she swept the floor
Yeah nobody ever thought she wanted anything more
Just like her bra those days are gone,
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on
The way she shakes that thing, Lord it just ain't right
Look at those varicose veins running through that cellulite
Well she traded in her granny panties for a leopard skin thong??that's just wrong
Granny's got her Daisy Dukes on??
I can see her now on the TV in Panama City?Granny's gone wild?