Well sit down honey gotta have us a talk
You man is a little upset
And I don't wanna lose my cool
But you just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool
Tool Box.
Now did I hear you right you loaned out
To the neighbor down the road
That they just don't teach in school
You just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool
Tool Box.
It was handed down from my daddy's dad
Back in nineteen forty-two
And they may be rusty and they might be old
But they're kinda like my family jewels
Honey I love you but there's something else too
That I care about a heck of a lot
Oh you just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool
Tool Box.
Now I don't wanna hurt your tender heart
And I really do understand
Well I don't blame you know who
Cause you just don't fool with a Country Boy's tool
Tool Box.