I rolled initiative
When I woke up today
And I didn't do that well
But I had to get up anyway
Our ride was in the parking lot
A rental car so new
And we drove and drove and drove and drove
And drove and drove some, too
We played a show for people
And we shook a lot of hands
And we role-played in this game we call "successful touring band"
In the evening, I crawled into bed at 10 or 12 or 2
And I wished that I was coming home to you
I ate Chipotle
For the second time for dinner
It was not the only option,
But man, it was a winner
In the car we sang along
To Katy Perry and Pharrell
Until the radio was static
And then we got to the hotel
I sent a lot of emails
And I made a lot of plans
And we role-played in this game we call "successful touring band"
In the evening, I crawled into bed at 10 or 12 or 2
And I wished that I was coming home to you
Don't say that I don't love this life
You would be wrong
'Cause every show is wonderful
Though every day is long
And when the energy from meeting all those awesome nerds is through
I just wish that I was coming home to you
In the future, I will teleport
Till then I will make do
And I'll wish that I was coming home to you