All you people,
Up there,
In City Hall,
You're fuckin' it up,
For the people that's,
In the streets.
This is a song,
For the people,
In the streets;
Not the people,
All you,
Mot-her-fuck-ers,
In the streets,
It's time,
To rise up,
Up up up,
Come along children,
And fuckin' rise!
Lots of times,
When me and K-G,
Are watchin';
All the fuckin' shit,
That's going down,
At City Hall,
We get the feeling,
We should fuck shit up,
Yeah we should,
Fuckin' start a riot.
A Riot!
We have 'em screaming,
In the streets,
We have 'em tippin',
Over shit,
And breakin'fuckin',
Windows of,
Small busines-ses,
And settin',
Fuckin' fires!
And settin',
Fuckin' fires!
And settin',
Fuckin' fires!
And then after,
The smoke is cleared,
And the rubble,
Has been swept away,
Me and KG will,
Peek out our heads.
We've been watching,
The riots on a monitor,
Twenty floors,
Below sea level,
From a bunker.
We did it Rage-Kage,
We beat the bastards,
Of City Hall!
Hahaha!
But now what,
Will we do?
We must rebuild.
But who will lead us,
In the rebuilding,
Process?
Man, it's got to be,
Someone with,
The know-how,
And the elbow grease,
To lead us,
To a new land.
No, not me and KG,
We don't have the,
Cognitive capacity,
To lead
Alright, we'll do it!
We'll lead as,
Two kings,
Two kings.
Ahh-haaa.
(Two kings,
Two kings).
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as,
Two kings.
The first decree;
Is to legalize,
Marijuana.
The tyranny and,
The bullshit's,
Gone on too long.
You old fuckin' shrivs,
Who blocked,
It's legalization;
You're banished,
From the land!
We'll lead as,
Two kings,
Two kings.
Ahh-haaa.
(Two kings,
Two kings).
Ah-ha ah-how,
We'll lead as,
Two kings.
The second decree;
No more pollution,
No more car exhaust,
Or ocean dumpage.
From now on,
We will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as,
Two kings,
Lead as Two Kings.
Get the scientists,
Working,
On the tube tech-nology,
Immediately.
(Tube tech-nology).
Chop, chop, let's go.
Third decree;
No more
Rich people,
And poor people.
From now on,
We will all be the same
Ummm,
I dunno,
We'll lead as,
Two kings,
Ha-ha-ho-hee,
Ha-ha-ho-hee,
Ha-ha-ho-ho-ho-ho.
(JB): Oh my God.
(KG): Ahh What?
Is flashing.
(KG): Oh, yeah.
Hel-lo? Two Kings.
(KG): Who is it?
(JB): What?! No!
No fucking way!
(KG): What?
(JB): Rage, there's a,
Potato famine in Idaho,
(JB): Dude,
I gotta stay here!
(JB): Please! Please!
(KG): Oh, God, okay.
Al-right,
Emergency meeting,
Of Parliament.
All right Parliament,
I know this is fucked up,
But Rage, he can't,
Be king anymore.
Dudes, he's encroaching,
On my de-crees!
Seriously, let's,
Make him Duke,
A kick ass Duke.
Or leader formerly,
Known as King, but
Uh-oh he's comin' back
We'll lead as Two Kings,
(n.c)
Lead as two kings.
(KG): Uh, dude?
(KG): I went all over Idaho
(JB): Yeah?
Potatoes everywhere.
(JB): What? There was,
No famine, no.
(JB): Dude.
(KG): A toast
(JB): Long live the D.
(KG): Long live the D.
(JB): Long live me.
I'm sorry;
I poisoned your wine.
(KG): What?
Of the land.
(KG): You p
I poisoned yours
(n.c)
No!
City, city, city,
City, city,
City, shitty.
Shitty, city, shitty,
Shitty, city,
City, shitty.
Hall, hall, hall,
Hall, hall, hall,
A (n.c)
People inside me,
Are askin' me to,
Smoke up City Hall,
'Cos no one here,
Is talkin'.
People inside me,
Are askin' me to,
Smoke up City Hall,
'Cos no one here,
Is rockin'.
People inside me,
Are askin' me to,
Smoke up City Hall,
'Cause everyone is,
Rock-'em Sock-'em,
Robots,
Everyone is,
Rock-'em Sock-'em,
Robots,
Everyone is,
Rock-'em Sock-'em,
Go! Oh!