Strap them kids in, give em a lil bit of vodka
In a cherry coke, we're goin to Oklahoma
To the family reunion for the first time in years
It's up at Uncle Slaton's cause he's getting on in years
You know he longer travels but he's still pretty spry
He's not much on talk and he's just too mean to die
And they'll be coming down and from Kansas and west Arkansas
It'll be one big old party like you've never saw
Piano break