Have you read the papers and heard the s * *t they say?
Everything I don't want to know, will we be blown away?
See, nothing really matters just who is f * *king who
Nothing that affects our lives, nothing about me or you
Biased f * *king bulls * *t
No I don't give a s * *t
Celebrity f * *king Gossip
You are full of it
Right wing propaganda
You give me f * *king doubt
Bleeding heart agenda
What I f * *king read about
You sit and watch the drama as they numb your brain
They take you f * *king mind and flush it down the f * *king drain
If this is what is news then I don't give a s * *t
Just let them be clueless, just let me abort the skit
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