Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just don't feel like going to work - I think I'll call my boss then I'm
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I've got some strange disease
What's that little twerp gonna say? Hey
(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't going to work, no way
Callin' in sick today
(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I'm on fire, baby
I'm alive, I'm alive, can you hear me, world?
I'm alive!
Maybe I'll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
I'm callin' in sick today
Callin' in sick today
Ain't going to work, no way
Callin' in sick today
Little Riff they play in the chorus
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