A couple three bucks for a can of snuff was money poorly spent
Didn't see a girl or a car around so I threw it on the hot cement
Well I parked the car and I went to school when I came back in haste
There was a big ol wad of bubble gum that was sittin in its place
The sticky side of the yin and yang on my shoes cramps my style
Some joker's chompin on a big league chew with a big fat Budda smile
Countin out my change from the Iching I can't help but hold a grudge
Was it bubble gum or bad karma, let my guru be the judge
Was it bubble gum or bad karma, let my guru be the judge
My foot got stuck when I hit the gas and I swerved to miss a skunk