Arrested on charges of unemployment, he was
sitting in the witness stand.
The judge's wife called the district attorney
said, you free that brown-eyed man.
You want your job, you better free that
brown-eyed man.
Way back in history, three thousand years back,
ever since the world began.
There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
for a brown-eyed handsome man.
A lotta trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man.
#2.
Flying across the desert in a TWA I saw a woman
walking across the sand.
She been a-walkin' thirty miles en route to Bombay
to meet a brown-eyed handsome man.
Her destination was a brown-eyed handsome man.
#3.
Milo Venus was a beautiful lass, she had the world
in the palm of her hand.
She lost both her arms in a wrestling match to get
a brown-eyed handsome man.
She fought and won herself a brown-eyed handsome man.
Way back in history, three thousand years back,
ever since the world began.
There's been a whole lot of good women shed a tear
for a brown-eyed handsome man.
A lotta trouble with a brown-eyed handsome man.
Well, three to two the count with nobody on, he hit a
high fly into the stand.
Rounding third he was headed for home, it was a brown
eyed handsome man that won the game, it was a brown
eyed handsome man.