1. Arrested on charges of unemployment,
he was sitting in the witness stand,
the judge's wife looked at the district attorney,
said to free that browned eye man,
if you want your job you better free that brown eyed man.
2. Hey, flying across the desert in a TWA,
I saw a woman walking across the sand,
she'd been walking thirty miles en route to Bombay,
to meet a brown eyed handsome man,
her destination was a brown eyed handsome man.
3. Way back in history three thousand years,
in fact ever since the world began,
there's been a whole lotta good women shedding tears
over a brown eyed handsome man,
a lots of trouble with a brown eyed handsome man.
4. a beautiful daughter couldn't make up her mind
between a doctor and a lawyer man,
her mother told her daughter go out and find yourself
a brown eyed handsome man,
just like your daddy, he's a brown eyed handsome man.
5. Well, the Milo de Venus was a beautiful lass,
she had the world in the palm of her hand,
she lost both of her arms in a wrestling match
to win a brown eyed handsome man,
she fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man.
6. Two and three the count with nobody home
he hit a high flyer into the stand,
arounded third he was a-heading for home,
it was a brown eyed handsome man that won the game,
it was a brown eyed handsome man.