Take a look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo 'cross the water, like to see America
See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Could we have kippers for breakfast, mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have them in Texas, 'cause everyone's a millionaire
I'm a winner, I'm a sinner, do you want my autograph
I'm a looser, what a joker. I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do
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Don't you look at my girlfriend, she's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend, I never seem to get a lot
Take a jumbo 'cross the water, like to see America
See the girls in California, I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do
Lalalala LaLaLa LaLaLaLaLaLaLa
Lalalala LaLaLa LaLaLaLaLaLaLa