Lyrics of
Brand New Girlfriend

She said, "I need sometime to find myself,
I need a little space to think.
Maybe we should start seeing other people.
Baby, things are moving way to fast for me."
So, I, I picked up what was left of my pride,
And I put on my walking shoes,
And I got up on that high road,
And I did what any gentleman would do
I, um
I got a brand new girlfriend.
We went and jumped off the deep end,
Flew out to LA for the weekend,
Spent the whole day, lyin' on the beach,
Wearin' nothin' but a smile,
Talkin' mooshy-mooshy bout nothin'.
Man, I think I'm on to somethin',
You know, I feel just like a kid again.
I got a brand new girlfriend.
I love it when she calls me buttercup,
She laughs and says I left the toilet seat up,
She pops a top for me a cold beer,
and says my buddies always welcome here.
When I get hungry, she takes me out.
I'm riding the shotgun like a shitzu hound.
My tails a waggin', my tongues hangin' out,
It makes me wanna shout
wooo cute, cute, cute
she likes to write our names in the sand.
she's hearing wedding bells and making plans.
she's going to hang around a while i guess.
A stop
I gotta brand new girlfriend.