I've got a paycheck in my front pocket,
If I even things out, I might have enough to buy lunch.
I've got a phone number, stuffed in my wallet,
And if I get nuthin', that's fine, cause nuthin's what I got.
Brains, brains, you can't kill a zombie with a wooden stake.
Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,
So go easy on the girl.
I just wanted what every pirate wants,
I got some booty now I'll never get enough,
I just wanted, I just wanted
To sail, to pillage,
So pass the rum and draw your swords,
Let's burn down, the village,
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
I've got a picture of a mermaid, hidden in a box,
A dollar fifty six and a dirty pair of socks,
An 'X' on the map, if I don't come back,
Here's where you'll find me.
Brains, brains, you can't kill a zombie with a wooden stake.
Brains, brains, any one could make the same mistake,
So go easy on the girl.
I just wanted what every pirate wants,
I got some booty now I'll never get enough,
I just wanted, I just wanted
To sail, to pillage,
So pass the rum and draw your swords,
Let's burn down, the village,
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away
Then we'll grab their girls and surf their boards away