verse 1
Saturday morning, children's pictures
Saturday morning, children's pictures
I'm the birthday boy
On the screen it's Roy Rogers
On the screen it's Roy Rogers
We all cheer for Roy
verse 2
Aniseed balls, ten a penny
Liquorice wood, ain't got any
Bubblegum cards, swap Tom Finney
For the boys in royal blue
verse 3
One day I'll be centre forward
One day I'll be centre forward
One day I'll be centre forward
Scoring goals for you
verse 4
Birthday cake, nine red candles
School friends in their shorts and sandals
Postman's knock, what a scandal
If the grown ups knew
VERSE 5
I've gotta find time to read The Rover
Gotta find time to read The Rover
Gotta find time to read The Rover
Hotspur, Wizard too
Under the sheets torchlight shining
Under the sheets torchlight shining
Tales of derring-do
VERSE 6
Rockfist Rogan fights for Blighty
Tough of the Track, Morgan the Mighty
Wrestling crocs who never bite
He always sees it through
VERSE 7
One day I will be a hero
One day I will be a hero
One day I will be a hero
Save the world for you
VERSE 8
Oh, why can't we all pass the test and
Why can't we all be the best and
Tell the truth, shame the rest and
And fight for what is right
VERSE 9
'Cause growing up isn't easy
Growing up isn't easy
Growing up isn't easy
But I suppose I will
Fall in love, then get married
Fall in love, then get married
Jane or Joan or Jill
verse 10
Have three kids and a roast on Sunday
Get up, go to work on Monday
Will there ever be a funday
Someday to enjoy
verse 11
Like, Saturday morning, children's pictures
Saturday morning, children's pictures
Saturday morning, children's pictures
I'm the birthday boy