I said a bad word when I was a kid
Momma said that I'd be sorry for the sin that I did
Bbaddy whooped me and the preacher said shame
And I tried like hell to change
But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor vices man I know em well
I've closed down bars
I've lusted in my heart
My Ex's think I oughta burn in hell
But the devil he won't notice when I die
Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Politicians taking pork barrell bribes
Crooked CEO's getting off with no time
Christmas eve burglars stealing good childrens toys Can't say Christmas
Holiday burglars stealing good childrens toys
But I cuss I smoke I laugh at dirty jokes
The minor vices man I know em well
I've closed down bars
I've lusted in my heart
My Ex thinks that I oughta burn in hell
But the devil he won't notice when I die
Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Yea there's gonna be a bonfire burning
An everlasting barbecue
But with all the bad stuff going on
There aint gonna be room for me and you
We cuss we smoke we laugh at Tater's jokes
Tell one Jim
The minor vices man we know em well
We've closed down bars
We've lusted in our hearts
Our Ex's think we oughta burn in hell
But the devil he won't notice when we die
Don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Yea don't ya figure he's got bigger fish to fry
Pass the tarter sauce