Rachel?s gone away tonight
She won?t be back for a while
I couldn?t find the note she wrote me
Guess I?ll have to watch the television
Rachel rang me up from Sydney
Said she?d met another boy
She asked me if I really missed her
But I had to go the ads were ending
I?m in love with you girl
You?ve got cable television
Channel surf with me until the end of time
I?m in love with your TV screen (x3)
Rachel said she?s getting married
She must like that other boy
She asked me if I really minded
Not now the midday show has just begun
(Chorus x 2)