Doctor's stuck in the Pandorica
Amy might be dead and Rory's a
Roman with a gun inside his hand
Seems like things aren't going as planned
River's in the TARDIS, the TARDIS is on fire
She's feeling the heat of repeat, she'll require
Someone she can trust, someone with a bowtie
But he's been locked up and left to die
Oh my god, what will they do?
Seems impossible to get through
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
Rory's quite distressed and he starts to sob
When the Doctor appears with a mop
"Get me out of the Pandorica"
"But you're not in the Pandorica"
"Yes I am, well, yes I was
It's complicated but I won't explain now because-"
Then he disappeared into a hazy fuzz
That man, I can't explain why he does the things he does
Oh my god, I don't have a clue
These paradoxes are hard to construe
My mind is blown, I bet yours is too
Well I guess this is Doctor Who
It's the Big Bang 2
And I need to review
What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has gone askew
The universe has too
I'll try and explain to you
The Big Bang 2
The Big Bang 2
The Doctor's got River's vortex manipulator
Which he'll use to meet Rory two thousand years later
When they meet Amy
After her sleep in the box
They realize the sun is really the exploding TARDIS
Doctor saves River from the imitating star this
River, once she's back, can't help but
Point out the obvious
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
Oh my god he's wearing a fez
A Dalek pops up out of nowhere
Shoots the Doctor, kills him, quite unfair
He jumps back twelve minutes to the stairs
He's dead, and everyone despairs
Little do they know the Doctor lies
He's gone stopping the universe's demise
Amy says her last goodbyes
Doctor flies up into the skies
The universe is back, it's true
But the Doctor said his final adieu
Maybe you'll come back if she remembers you
It's the Big Bang 2
And I need to review
What on earth just happened before my eyes
Time has bee renewed
The universe has too
But Amy still can’t help but cry
Someone's missing
The question's who
Then she remembers
Something old
Something new
Something borrowed
Something blue
And that's the Big Bang 2
I hope I didn't confuse you