Right now I?m here slow dancing with a real bad chick,
And she's getting real frisky
Right now, I?m at the bar buying her some fruity little drink cause she
Can?t shoot whiskey
Right now, I?m standing up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how
To shoot a combo And I don't know
That she dug her key into the side of my supped pretty little up four wheel drive,
Carved her name into my leather seat
She took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time I?ll think before I cheat.
Right now, she's standing up singing some ghetto version of Mariah karaoke
Right now, she's tellin me that "she?s drunk" and I?m thinkin that I about to get lucky,
Right now, I?m in here dabbing on 3 dollars? worth of that bathroom Polo
And he don't know
That she dug her key into the side of my pretty little supped up four wheel drive,
Carved her name into my leather seat
She took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time I?ll think before I cheat.
I might save a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that I cheats
Oh, you know she, might cheat on me!
she dug her key into the side of my pretty little supped up four wheel drive,
Carved her name into my leather seat
She took a Louisville slugger to both head lights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires
And maybe next time I?ll think before I cheat
Maybe next time I?ll think before I cheats.
Ooh before I cheats