I've had a largemouth bass bust my line
A couple of beautiful girls tell me goodbye
Trucks break down, dogs run off
Politicians lie, gettin' fired by the boss
It takes one hand to count the things I can count on
There ain't much that ain't ever let me down
But longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar
And longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
Now she was a Carolina blue jean baby
Fire in her eyes that drove me crazy
Red tail lights when she left town
I didn't know then, I sure do now
That longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar
And longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
Now I got one hand to count the things I can count on
But I got one hand, that's gripping down on a cold one
Cause longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
Like diamond rings and football teams have torn this boy apart
Like a neon dream it just dawned on me, that bars and this guitar
And longneck ice cold beer never broke my heart
It never broke my heart