Maybe someone's going to save me
My heart is made of gravy
And the laps I swim from lunatics don't count
Open up your stockings
Pull out all the things you never wanted
From room service calls, room service calls
verse 2
Open up your hands and let me see the things you keep in there
I don't want to split up fifty-fifty
That's the way we do it in this rose town
I've got all the glory in the world
I hope it doesn't floor you before you go
Room service calls in the random falls, go!
Chorus 1
Whenever, whenever, whenever, whenever
Whenever, whenev-ev-ev-ev-ev-ever I feel fine
I'm going to walk away from all this, all that
The groovy groovy kitty, you little little pity
With your slip shag watching back
You skinny, skinny people don't like that when you con them, spell me
verse 3
Spritzer on ice in New York City
Isn't it a pity
You never had anything to mix with that
Listen to the tender
Behind the open chest in the hall
Room service calls, I'm blue and green and cream and blue
Chorus 2
Whenever, whenever, whenever
When-nen-nen-nen-en-en-en-ever, oh I feel fine
I'll walk the plank for you
I'll walk the plank, I'll walk the plank for you
In the da-da-da-da-dark of the capi-federal
Jacob, Jacob Javits, I'd like to thank you for everything, primarily your glass house
Outro
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis
Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis, one, two, three, go!
Whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, whoahhh-ha ohh-ohh