I once had this fan boy, praise me day and night
Till the day i signed that deal, sold out and ruined his life
The fan boy he turned stalker, man, i guess he thought he had the right
He found me called me pussy, so i hit him in the jaw
The fucker couldn't fight back, no he just called the law
I showed up in the court room and said who's the pussy now?
I'm a lover not a fighter but i wont take no shit lying down
From the hotel to the jail cell
How's it feel to always lose?
You'll never write a song like this
Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing
But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is
I once knew an older man i called a friend of mine
Helped him out of trouble he was addicted to the lines
He stayed up on my couch for months, i held him while he cried
His life was goin nowhere so i bought him a guitar
Put him up on stages, he was treated like star
Things were going well until he bit this hand that fed
I left him where i found him, let's just assume he wound up dead
From the hotel to the jail cell
How's it feel to always lose?
And lose a loyal friend like this
Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing
But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is
Once i knew a girl i didn't know at all
In fact we'd never met, but i heard she knew all my songs
She heard i was a douche bag from some friends of hers back home
She showed up at the venue where i was goin to play
She hung out by the parking lot, the club still made her pay
And cops they caught her sprayin my van, w/ a can of silver paint
I said no man, just let her go, it's the haters that fuel this fame
From the hotel to the jail cell
How's it feel to always lose?
You'll never ride a man like this (you'll never write a song like this)- sing this on the second time,
Jeaulosy a funny fuckin thing
But this shit's that we got goin here's redic. ulous. it is (x2)