You know just the other morning I was hangin' around in my house
I had the new book with pictures of Madonna naked and I was checkin' it out
Just then a friend of mine came thru the door
Said she'd never pegged me for a scumbag before
Said I don't wanna see you no more
And I still don't know why
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm an alright guy
Well I just wanna live until I've gotta die
I know I ain't perfect but God knows I try
I think I'm an alright guy
I think I'm alright
Well, maybe I'm dirty, maybe I smoke a lot of dope